Friday 30 November 2018

THE BEAST








Ever wondered, in case the world came to an end today what will survive and remain as the only sign there was once (Human) life on Earth? Cockroaches? Fossils? Or might it be something that is already out of production for threatening the very existence of the blue marble itself?

The latter, as crazy as it sounds, holds water; as you are going to understand in a bit. For those who thought Roaches...really? The bugs meet their death daily in a spray can to think they can survive a meteor shower. Fossils... A tough competitor for sure but what I have in mind uses it as fuel to conquer its territory at the same time mark it as it roves above the ground the past is buried under.

The Beast.

No. Not a hairy, big, mythical creature. I don't buy that junk. This beast combines gentleness and toughness in a way Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson only dreams of. Has no limits, can go anywhere and I bet it can fly too_being one of the most awesomely modified and pimped vehicles I know. A majestic warrior, fought wars, comforted powerful leaders even dictators. A humanitarian that knows no boundaries in terms of facilitating aid. A movie star  that makes celebrities shine even brighter.  I can fill a million pages with the Beasts' attributes but not today. After all its reputation exceeds any mere description about it.

The Land Rover Defender .

Go anywhere!
Now, I know the cockroaches are protesting because they think that there's survival in numbers. I have news for you insects; there is also death in numbers, where I come from it's called a massacre. Defenders on the other hand experience no extinction threat, they cause the extinction-why do you think they halted the production?

The whole world knows why the mother of all rovers will no longer be produced. Pollution and safety issues, I say that is the lamest shit I have ever heard. Let's see, safety;  Personally, I have never felt more safe in any other vehicle than in a Landy. For the love of mortality, I am a Defender... I create my own path and go anywhere.You see one, get out of the way for your own safety. I don't need airbags in a beast... Landy owners die like men- if it happens! What? Oh, you are asking; what about air-condition and parking assist? No Problem.You get out the way willingly or a Landy moves you, yes, willingly.

Personally, I am of the opinion that Land Rover Defender emissions issue could have been solved by a simple catalytic converter installation, but then, the issues go much deeper than the exhaust pipe. I call it sales. So what if less Defenders were being bought? It's a superior quality brand that only few people know the value of. That's why the best off-roader on the planet will never be replaced.

Adventure Edition
As Fossils become fuel and Roaches become Fossils, Land Rover Defenders will continue tanking them around above the ground. New "environmental friendly" cars will come and go, the beast will be around to tow them to their final rusting place. Because it's not just any metal on wheels,no. It's the only vehicle with real metal on some tough and best off-road wheel mechanism; and enough power and torque to rearrange the solar system if need be.

Best since day one, never changed_ loyal to its DNA. Over 40+ styles of production and over a thousand applications ranging from military to wedding functions, from parties to ambulances, family and tourist most preferred and trusted adventure tool. Need I say more?
Basically there are more advantages to owning a Defender,whatever the style or model year it belongs compared to any other off-roader out there. It earns you attention,style,class,uniqueness,respect and above all, you can go everywhere and anywhere.


By Alphalens/Alphapetrolunatic
A beast that is beautiful, a vehicle that will outlive you and even your grand-ones. The feeling a landy brings is only enjoyed and understood by those behind the wheel of the most powerful, unique, impressive and awesome off-roader in the universe.






                                                               

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